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Raiders (+6.5) over 49ERS
Alex Smith at least has some exciting moments. If you switch him and Brett Favre, both the Vikings and 49ers have the exact same season and stats.
Something Exploding!
Because we’re running out of videos of pigs exploding (Did I mention that at all over the last 2 years?) here’s the classic video of Hunter S. Thompson and Conan O’Brien shooting guns and drinking hard?liquor.
Pick’emsplosion’em and Fan Duel
Last week was my best week of the year as I went 8-6! Hell, I even beat the coin who went 7-7 despite calling Arizona over New Orleans.
Chargers (-8.5) over RAMS
Were you aware that Eric Dickerson coached in the first Lingerie Bowl? Write that down. I’m sure it’ll show up on Final Jeopardy any time now.
Lions (+10.5) over GIANTS
I think the Lions can cover. The coin and I actually got into an arguement about this game and that’s why “he” isn’t here. (He is in quotations because its a?trans-gendered?coin.)
Dolphins (+1.5) over PACKERS
I still can’t get over how bad the Packers are this year. Chad Henne is going to look awesome this week!
STEELERS (-13.5) over Browns
Big Ben is finally back. Question: What’s the best Roethlisberger-related Halloween costume?
Jets (-3.5) over BRONCOS
TBL once reverse-reverse-reverse-reverse-jinxed a Jets game. True story.
Falcons (+1.5) over EAGLES
Finally, the Falcons take on Kevin Kolb. This is what the match-makers dream about.
In Fan Duel news – $10 entry for a week of fantasy football – I’ve sucked. I’ve come damn close to finishing dead last the last two weeks. The only consolation is that Traina is almost doing as bad. Seriously,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I’m?embarrassed?by my performance.
Cowboys (+1.5) over VIKINGS
I’ll be wearing my Moss jersey on Sunday. Probably not, but how the fuck can you tell? You can’t see me.
Favre plays football like any child – he overreacts to everything – and that’s something I can understand. I appreciate that he plays sports the way that I do. When things are going well, he’s on top of the world. When things are going to hell, he’s incredulous. (/nods at Duffy) In his mind, things should always work out – even sending pictures of his dick to a young co-ed.
Chiefs (+4.5) over TEXANS
Matt Cassel looked much better throwing to Randy Moss and Wes Welker. There. I said it. And that Chiefs fan, great googly moogly.
Colts (-3.5) over REDSKINS
Listen. I follow bsanders on Twitter. I’m aware that the Colts will either have a pathetic 9-7 season and a first round exit,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], or a heroic 10-6 season with a first round exit.
By no means am I a fan of Brett Favre. However, I can get behind the way he acts when he plays the game. Well, not the way he plays,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but the way he acts after every play. The old Dongslinger (lulz) plays with his heart on his sleeve. “He’s just having fun out there” has become a cliché, but its become a cliché?for a reason. He is having fun out there. At least he is when he’s successful.
Titans (-4.5) over JAGUARS
I can’t wait to hear the new lyrics about the Titans and Jags on Monday Night Football.
[Classic Cheerleaders via Getty]
So let’s have standing ovation for Brett Favre who hurt his team the same way he always does – A late comeback followed by an even later game-clinching pick-six. It was beautiful.
BUCCANEERS (+5.5) over Saints
Reggie Bush is not invited to Kim Kardashian’s 30th birthday party. I wonder how this will affect his limping around on the sidelines this week?
BEARS (-6.5) over Seahawks
If faking?concussions?is cool, then Jay Cutler is Miles Davis.
Ravens (+2.5) over PATRIOTS
If there’s a longer way to explain that you meant to send a direct message on Twitter…